“Fresh Out of F*cks” Towel
Looks like summer. Feels like burnout.
This unapologetically honest kitchen towel is here to serve lemony freshness and deadpan reality in one wipeable statement.
Adorned with cheerful citrus and dainty pink flowers, it boldly declares what your face already says by 10 a.m.:
“fresh out of f*cks”
- embroidered right on the front, no shame, no refunds on emotional energy.
✨ 100% cotton and dangerously honest
🍋 Perfect for kitchens, breakdowns, brunch prep, and passive-aggressive hosting
📏 15" x 25" — hangs beautifully while judging silently
It's citrus with a side of savage.
You won’t dry your hands with anything else again, emotionally or literally.
The chaos is coming. This hand towel just gave you a preview.
Have questions? Message us on Facebook, Instagram, or TikTok!
Looks like summer. Feels like burnout.
This unapologetically honest kitchen towel is here to serve lemony freshness and deadpan reality in one wipeable statement.
Adorned with cheerful citrus and dainty pink flowers, it boldly declares what your face already says by 10 a.m.:
“fresh out of f*cks”
- embroidered right on the front, no shame, no refunds on emotional energy.
✨ 100% cotton and dangerously honest
🍋 Perfect for kitchens, breakdowns, brunch prep, and passive-aggressive hosting
📏 15" x 25" — hangs beautifully while judging silently
It's citrus with a side of savage.
You won’t dry your hands with anything else again, emotionally or literally.
The chaos is coming. This hand towel just gave you a preview.
Have questions? Message us on Facebook, Instagram, or TikTok!
Looks like summer. Feels like burnout.
This unapologetically honest kitchen towel is here to serve lemony freshness and deadpan reality in one wipeable statement.
Adorned with cheerful citrus and dainty pink flowers, it boldly declares what your face already says by 10 a.m.:
“fresh out of f*cks”
- embroidered right on the front, no shame, no refunds on emotional energy.
✨ 100% cotton and dangerously honest
🍋 Perfect for kitchens, breakdowns, brunch prep, and passive-aggressive hosting
📏 15" x 25" — hangs beautifully while judging silently
It's citrus with a side of savage.
You won’t dry your hands with anything else again, emotionally or literally.
The chaos is coming. This hand towel just gave you a preview.
Have questions? Message us on Facebook, Instagram, or TikTok!
