Anxiety University Honors Student Sweatshirt

Whether you're spiraling at Target or overthinking in bed, this sweatshirt lets the world know you’ve earned your stripes - summa cum stressy.

🎓 Classically anxious – “Anxiety University Honors Student” embroidered with precision for a clean, clever finish that hits a little too close to home

🧵 Tone-on-tone genius – embroidery thread is carefully selected to compliment your shirt color for that minimalist, effortlessly frazzled look

👕 Top-tier comfort – feels like a hug you don’t have to ask for

📚 Worry-worthy wardrobe – perfect for therapy sessions, coffee-fueled study breaks, doomscrolling, or pretending you have it all together

🎁 Giftable neurosis – ideal for your anxious bestie, your emotionally unwell sibling, or anyone whose brain won’t shut up at night

You’ve done the work (read: spiraled into the void) - now wear the title. Enroll yourself in Anxiety University today. No application necessary.