Anxiety University Honors Student T-shirt
Whether you're spiraling at Target or overthinking in bed, this shirt lets the world know you’ve earned your stripes - summa cum stressy.
🎓 Classically anxious – “Anxiety University Honors Student” embroidered with precision for a clean, clever finish that hits a little too close to home
🧵 Tone-on-tone genius – embroidery thread is carefully selected to compliment your shirt color for that minimalist, effortlessly frazzled look
👕 Top-tier comfort – crafted from ultra-soft, ring-spun cotton (your favorite cozy blend) that feels like a hug you don’t have to ask for
📚 Worry-worthy wardrobe – perfect for therapy sessions, coffee-fueled study breaks, doomscrolling, or pretending you have it all together
🎁 Giftable neurosis – ideal for your anxious bestie, your emotionally unwell sibling, or anyone whose brain won’t shut up at night
You’ve done the work (read: spiraled into the void) - now wear the title. Enroll yourself in Anxiety University today. No application necessary.
Whether you're spiraling at Target or overthinking in bed, this shirt lets the world know you’ve earned your stripes - summa cum stressy.
🎓 Classically anxious – “Anxiety University Honors Student” embroidered with precision for a clean, clever finish that hits a little too close to home
🧵 Tone-on-tone genius – embroidery thread is carefully selected to compliment your shirt color for that minimalist, effortlessly frazzled look
👕 Top-tier comfort – crafted from ultra-soft, ring-spun cotton (your favorite cozy blend) that feels like a hug you don’t have to ask for
📚 Worry-worthy wardrobe – perfect for therapy sessions, coffee-fueled study breaks, doomscrolling, or pretending you have it all together
🎁 Giftable neurosis – ideal for your anxious bestie, your emotionally unwell sibling, or anyone whose brain won’t shut up at night
You’ve done the work (read: spiraled into the void) - now wear the title. Enroll yourself in Anxiety University today. No application necessary.
Whether you're spiraling at Target or overthinking in bed, this shirt lets the world know you’ve earned your stripes - summa cum stressy.
🎓 Classically anxious – “Anxiety University Honors Student” embroidered with precision for a clean, clever finish that hits a little too close to home
🧵 Tone-on-tone genius – embroidery thread is carefully selected to compliment your shirt color for that minimalist, effortlessly frazzled look
👕 Top-tier comfort – crafted from ultra-soft, ring-spun cotton (your favorite cozy blend) that feels like a hug you don’t have to ask for
📚 Worry-worthy wardrobe – perfect for therapy sessions, coffee-fueled study breaks, doomscrolling, or pretending you have it all together
🎁 Giftable neurosis – ideal for your anxious bestie, your emotionally unwell sibling, or anyone whose brain won’t shut up at night
You’ve done the work (read: spiraled into the void) - now wear the title. Enroll yourself in Anxiety University today. No application necessary.
