Holiday chaos? Hard pass.
Our “That’s It, I’m Not Going” Christmas Sweatshirt is the perfect cozy uniform for anyone who’s already over the season’s drama, parties, or people in general. Whether you’re skipping the office gathering, avoiding the in-laws’ cookie swap, or simply embracing your inner homebody, this sweatshirt says it all—so you don’t have to.
Available in your choice of Crewneck, Hoodie, or Quarter-Zip, each style is crafted with soft, durable fabric that keeps you warm while serving peak holiday attitude. Choose from multiple colors and sizes to match your vibe, your wardrobe, or your level of festive rebellion.
Details:
• Available in Crewneck, Hoodie, or Quarter-Zip
• Multiple color options
• Unisex adult sizes (S–3XL)
• High-quality embroidery or print (depending on your production style)
• Perfect for holiday parties, gift-giving, or avoiding both
Snarky, comfortable, and undeniably relatable—this is the Christmas sweatshirt for the ones who would rather stay home with cocoa than deal with holiday chaos.
Holiday chaos? Hard pass.
Our “That’s It, I’m Not Going” Christmas Sweatshirt is the perfect cozy uniform for anyone who’s already over the season’s drama, parties, or people in general. Whether you’re skipping the office gathering, avoiding the in-laws’ cookie swap, or simply embracing your inner homebody, this sweatshirt says it all—so you don’t have to.
Available in your choice of Crewneck, Hoodie, or Quarter-Zip, each style is crafted with soft, durable fabric that keeps you warm while serving peak holiday attitude. Choose from multiple colors and sizes to match your vibe, your wardrobe, or your level of festive rebellion.
Details:
• Available in Crewneck, Hoodie, or Quarter-Zip
• Multiple color options
• Unisex adult sizes (S–3XL)
• High-quality embroidery or print (depending on your production style)
• Perfect for holiday parties, gift-giving, or avoiding both
Snarky, comfortable, and undeniably relatable—this is the Christmas sweatshirt for the ones who would rather stay home with cocoa than deal with holiday chaos.
