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Sure, she’s giving rustic charm and grandma’s garden vibes…
But stitch a little closer, and she’s absolutely not here for your nonsense.
This turquoise cotton towel is embroidered in black with the tender message:
“I'm not always a bitch... just kidding, go f*ck yourself.”
All set against delicate red blooms and olive green leaves - perfect for distracting judgmental guests until it’s too late.
✨ 100% cotton, machine washable, zero apologies
🌺 Floral on the surface, chaos underneath
📏 16” x 28” of decorative denial
Pairs beautifully with wine, sass, and not giving a damn.
Have questions? Message us on Facebook, Instagram, or TikTok!
Sure, she’s giving rustic charm and grandma’s garden vibes…
But stitch a little closer, and she’s absolutely not here for your nonsense.
This turquoise cotton towel is embroidered in black with the tender message:
“I'm not always a bitch... just kidding, go f*ck yourself.”
All set against delicate red blooms and olive green leaves - perfect for distracting judgmental guests until it’s too late.
✨ 100% cotton, machine washable, zero apologies
🌺 Floral on the surface, chaos underneath
📏 16” x 28” of decorative denial
Pairs beautifully with wine, sass, and not giving a damn.
Have questions? Message us on Facebook, Instagram, or TikTok!
Sure, she’s giving rustic charm and grandma’s garden vibes…
But stitch a little closer, and she’s absolutely not here for your nonsense.
This turquoise cotton towel is embroidered in black with the tender message:
“I'm not always a bitch... just kidding, go f*ck yourself.”
All set against delicate red blooms and olive green leaves - perfect for distracting judgmental guests until it’s too late.
✨ 100% cotton, machine washable, zero apologies
🌺 Floral on the surface, chaos underneath
📏 16” x 28” of decorative denial
Pairs beautifully with wine, sass, and not giving a damn.
Have questions? Message us on Facebook, Instagram, or TikTok!